itsbetterthananal:
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
o-fucking-k:
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine yet
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
yet
excusemybrain:
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
snorl4x:
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????